I flew from Biloxi MS to San Antonio years ago. The fun flight attendant gave me way too much free wine (hey, free is my favorite 4-letter word), and then did this kewl joke for my amusement.
A little girl boarded with one of those lifelike baby dolls. Well, the flight attendant borrowed it and went to the next section asking, “Excuse me, did someone lose their baby?”
As gasps broke out she shrugged, opened the overhead compartment, tossed the doll in and slammed the door.
That is the way an airline should be run. Unfortunately, that trip was way before 9/11, so the chances of that ever being repeated are as slim as the ratchet twerk girl.
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