Recycled Food

Posted by on Dec 26, 2012 in Blog | No Comments

You ever eat something and think “What is this crap that I’m eating?” What if you really were eating, urp…

Steaks Made from Human Excrement

We saw an interesting article at Daily Tech where Japanese scientists create steaks from… well, Monty Python said it is brown and sounds like a bell. That’s right… dung!


Presumably, steaks made from excrement look good (thanks to artificial red color) and are nourishing in that they contain:

  • 63% protein
  • 25% carbohydrate
  • 3% lipids
  • 9% minerals

These synthetic steaks are PETA friendly in that produced without any animal suffering. However, the people eating them may likely suffer.

So, when you fly to Japan and order your Crappy Meal… don’t be surprised if the cashier asks, “Would you like flies with that?”

Apologies to Bill Maher.


Let’s take a look at a video about the turd burgers:





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